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game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just want someone to do cute stuff for me like take me to the aquarium or buy me icecream or drip hot wax all over my bare chest or read books with me
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txnk:
I do this all the time especially when finishing work
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
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we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’
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“I’m Elle Woods. I have a bachelor’s degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, and last year, I was Homecoming Queen.”
What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”
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