I’m a dumb cunt!!!
(Source: koalas-and-bananas)
(Source: punk-)
- me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
- friend: what
- me: nothing they just waved
- friend: oh
- me: do you sea what i did there
- friend: no
- me: i'm shore you did
- friend: stop
- me: don't be a beach
- friend: bye
(Source: sewagegator)
(Source: fuckyeahthelionking)
(Source: every-thingsmagic)
Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas.
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle…
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.
fo shizzle.
(Source: snoopdoggwearingsillyhats)
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